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 /ˌrɛzəˈluʃən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [rez-uh-loo-shuhn] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1.
a formal expression of opinion or intention made, usually after voting, by a formal organization, a legislature, a club, or other group. Compare concurrent resolution, joint resolution.
2.
a resolve or determination: to make a firm resolution to do something.
3.
the act of resolving or determining upon an action or course of action, method, procedure, etc.
4.
the mental state or quality of being resolved or resolute; firmness of purpose.
5.
the act or process of resolving or separating into constituent or elementary parts.
6.
the resulting state.
7.
Optics. the act, process, or capability of distinguishing between two separate but adjacent objects or sources of light or between two nearly equal wavelengths. Compare resolving power.
8.
a solution, accommodation, or settling of a problem, controversy, etc.
9.
Music.
a.
the progression of a voice part or of the harmony as a whole from a dissonance to a consonance.
b.
the tone or chord to which a dissonance is resolved.
10.
reduction to a simpler form; conversion.
11.
Medicine/Medical. the reduction or disappearance of a swelling or inflammation without suppuration.
12.
the degree of sharpness of a computer-generated image as measured by the number of dots per linear inch in a hard-copy printout or the number of pixels across and down on a display screen.

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[the above takes great dexterity of the hands to accomplish. before attempting you need:
-an organic lemon, somewhat ripe (squeeze gently, rub your hand across the surface of the skin to feel the texture, examine the skin surface. there shouldn't be any green, the dimpled surface of the lemon should not be stiff, but an overly ripe lemon might leave some overly ripe residue on your hands as well, which is inadvisable).
-a one-gallon bowl (glass, dishwasher safe).
-a square washing cloth (white, tightly woven).
-a knife (recently sharpened, wooden handle, blade 3-4 1/2 inches, not serrated).
-a cutting board (wooden, unstained).

process:

slice the lemon (hereafter referred to as X^1) into two equally sized halves with your knife on your cutting board (see figure below). take care to minimize the drippage of the juices from the lemon, as you will be needing every last drop for this process. take the first half of X^1 and squeeze firmly repeatedly until the juices of X^1 are all transferred into the bowl (hereafter referred to as X^2). wipe any X^1 residue off of your hands (hereafter referred to as X^3) with your cloth (hereafter referred to as X^4). return to the second half of X^1 and resume your process of repeated firm squeezing, again making sure all of the contents end up inside of X^2. use X^4 to clean off X^3. take the now shriveled remains of X^1 and dispose of them. next put X^3 into X^2, and take X^3 into and out of X^2 until well saturated with the contents. rub X^3 for thirty seconds to a minute until well lubricated, then repeat the process described in the previous sentence. when completed the supply of X^2 should be exhausted. make sure to clean up using X^4. put X^2 into the washer overnight, then check early in the morning to make sure it hasn't cracked. provided everything goes according to plan, you should be able to leave the scene undisturbed and go about your daily routine without distruption. enjoy your life. \oh/]

hell

i need to start making money. or so they say. i hear writers are extremely overpaid and never have want.

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december is National...

write a novel loughton or go fuck yourself month.
call me on this if I don't. because I won't probably.
my track record is none too reassuring (0/5).

triumphant

i hear it feels nice
to breathe withou
t lungs to have wi
ngs to spread out
i need rest im old

i hear its cool the
breath you feel w
hen you sleep for
real for good and
forevermore gone

i hear there are f
ull grown fetuses
there with fingers
i hear there are b
omb victims there

i hear there are d
ead people there
and they dont ha
ve legs but they
dont need them

there they can s
tand again i hear
i will be called Tri
umphant there a
nd it wont matte
r for once becau
se i will have rest.

Article Worth Reading

"Sources still have not confirmed what the fuck that was about."

-The Onion Newssource.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shitload_of_math_due_monday

the flashlights

i was told to use my head but now
there is a loughton shaped hole in the wall
is all

and also you said i'm good at languages but all i remember is si and shi and das and gut and i never type umlauts and i can't remember what to call that B/s but i can't type that either

shake it off
i used you is what you'll say
what you'll mean is you couldn't have me
it might hurt but it's business
i needed to crush something important
(to me)

if i am the high you feel who is the cigarettes who is the tar
if he is the limelight you stand in who is the flashlights

there are eleven different reasons why i departed
i have a poor memory and the eleventh was
love

there were also seven reasons i tried again
but those are all forgotten
you didn't have me back regardless

life is your bicycle but i make poor handlebars
monies are your fetish and i smoke them is all
(no pleasure no pain)

speeding motorcycle is my heart and you
crashed it but
that is what motorcycles are for isn't it
(speeding)

these words we will not speak

one: no an_rchy, no ag_rav_tion or re_recussions, et_rnal life
two: mis_alculation of t_e fl_voring of strawber_y ice cre_m
three: sle_p at n_ght, clean ai_, clean_d sleeves, wi_d blows the l_aves
four: even little _onsters c_nnot ma_e you th_ow the sheets _r mess _he bed up
[even ot er str_ggles cannot _ake your brown_es t_ste bad]
five: tea_h it wit_ his wo_ds b_cause hi_ words _old m_re _han th_y _aid
[teach it to smudged cheeks and brown eyes]
six: m_rried, lovin_ly _nd though_fully, _olding hands _n beache_, _ndersta_ding ev_rything said
seven: when your _ills are h_dden, your _cars aren'_ heal_ng, i am _till there
eight: first time, wrap_ed in his a_ms, h_ir shining, so s_dden, so s_ill, both br_athing, _ame will
nine: rel_ase the an_er, ra_e the leaves, fo_get the f_iled marriages, abor_ions, r_hab, coca_ne, infidelity and scre_ming children
[its not your fault its not your fault its not your fault its not your fault its not your fault its not your fault]
[there is no crime]

will this fix things

i don't think so
but i will write lots more like
rosie
why yes in fact i do take myself
too seriously